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And so it is… “No such thing as a free lunch”  Giving “FREE” electricity does not mean you have the right to go around and force your electrical cables or what have you, on to people.

It reminds us of the days when there was meant to be “FREE” internet for all in Auroville, Just so that some people could have their way around. Give the common folk some goodies and you can get away with allot. sorry folks. that’s not the way of the future. better get back to the drawing board.

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Auroville the people have spoken!

Auroville the people have spoken!

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

Date of image capture of the poll April / 14 / 2013 

If there is a huge spike in favor for, after this posting – one can assume where it comes from. it reminds us of..

who is Auroville’s representative to UNESCO??

Click on this link 

Nuff said. 🙂

Image capture courtesy auronet

Fake Fakirs

The Fake Fakir 2010

Fake Fakirs
There is this buzz, which has gotten Auroville buzzing, like a hornets nest.
It seems that some people are filing a court case against the Sri Aurobindo Ashram.

I’m sure Auroville and the Sri Aurobindo Ashram has had a fair share of these Fake Fakirs or tubelight visionaries who travel the world professing they know the path.

A few years or lets say exactly 19.256 years ago, there was a huge amount of these fake fakirs landing up in Auroville.

I remember two distinct ones that till this day make me giggle uncontrollably 🙂

There were two Russians, one a women and the other her interpreter.
They came to Auroville and word spread like wild fire, that they could heal our Karma Holes… yep you got it right, HEAL OUR KARMA HOLES… well anyway, believe it or not where else would such people give this so called healing life gift??? Anyone? Well, you might have guessed it, the health centre! You should have seen the huge line of Aurovilians waiting for their Karma holes to get bandaged or even better…erased!!

The other was this man from Russia who came to the Information Centre to give a talk … so i went there out of curiosity to see what this man had to say….When i arrived i saw the (old) video room upstairs full of people and at the front was this man with jet black hair and a jet black beard but his face was pale as wax, strange huh? Yeah that’s what i thought too, at that point i wondered if he used axle grease or dyed it with an el-cheapo product.

So, after a few minutes of silence this person again, with his very own interpreter said that he could stop his heart for 15 minutes, at first the people in the room were amazed until one smart fellow (i don’t recall his name) in the audience said to this fake fakir,  OK then prove it!  The fakir first tried to explain that it will take a lot of time for him to prepare blah blah blah, but then the room all wanted him to prove it. After a few more minutes this FF seemed noticeably annoyed with everyone as no one fell for his BS and he left the room.

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